Aside from the shit hitting the fan, the first 3 months of 2020 have been absolute beast mode for business. I’ve been working closely with a life coach to help optimize my business processes and routine for absolute effectiveness.
As a result of ongoing sessions, I’m happy to announce that March 2020 has been the most profitable month I’ve ever had.
One of the major techniques Barbara has been teaching me is the secret of transparency… According to her, the secret to business success is complete openness and honesty in all things, including releasing detailed financial information on the profitability of my business.
So in an effort to be more authentic with you all, I’ve decided to begin releasing detailed monthly income reports with regular breakdowns of my revenue streams.
I’m confident that by showing these figures, it will motivate and inspire you to live your best life in 2020.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This income report is NOT intended to flex on anyone… These figures are for motivational purposes ONLY.
2020: Implementation Of New Revenue Streams
Barbara has also been coaching me to remove my bias and to try out different platforms. This includes both Fiverr and ClickFunnels. I did some DMT recently, and now I feel like I can truly see the value of these platforms.
ClickFunnels Course Sales
My biggest income earner by far was ClickFunnels course sales, hitting the 6-figure ClickFunnels club for the first time ever. They say, “those can’t do, teach”. And I say, “make it rain motherfuckers!”
CMSEO 2019
As many of you know, the CMSEO 2019 Chang Mai event was a huge success. We had 800 people attend the event with speakers flying in from all over the world. It took a few (about 12) months of planning.
My accountant just finished tallying up the figures, and the $763 USD I profited made it all worth it.
Fiverr
I’ve also started a new income revenue stream on Fiverr selling links, pocketing me a cool $421 in March. At about $7 an order average with a 20% Fiverr fee, I’d say this isn’t a bad little side hustle.
Agency & Affiliate Work
Agency client work and affiliate website were a little lower than usual totaling to a whopping $38 USD profit together in March, though I’ve been focusing more on automated revenue streams such as Fiverr and ClickFunnels so I have neglected this a little.
I did, however, sell a whopping total of 128,930 toilet paper rolls on Amazon Associates, which counts for that $38.
Can you say, “makin’ paper”?
A New Hope
Due to my massive business success this year my ex-wife has finally decided to let me see my kids. It’s been a long arduous journey but I feel like she might finally be coming around to the idea of reconciliation, ongoing support, and I’M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU!
APRIL FOOLS GUYS!
I hope you guys have a killer April Fools with some good pranks lined up.
Keep your heads up. This corona shit-show will end some day.
